infinitely random.

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

(via bagfullofcrazycats)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via bagfullofcrazycats)

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

(Source: illegalkeaton, via loudons)

luciuspimpcane:

14arianagrande14:

popelizbet:

thefictionalcharacter:

azkabanescapee:

I’ll go home now.

I couldn’t even attempt to try to resist. This just had to happen.

PUNNNNNSSSSS

Oh look you made a punny. BAHAHAJSBASKAJSKFJBASDFBBAJSD

can you tell we haven’t had a book or a movie or anything in a while.

(Source: they-call-me-wonder-woman, via myrealitybeatsyours)

(Source: nobodylikesjanet, via myrealitybeatsyours)

(Source: stay-together-always, via myrealitybeatsyours)

wisdomsdotter:

thegeekmaster:

WHY DID THEY CANCEL THIS SHOW

I KNOW RIGHT

(Source: consultingsoprano)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via sydney-rakestraw)

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via myrealitybeatsyours)